Theres a devil waiting outside your door
(how much longer? )
Theres a devil waiting outside your door
It is bucking and braying and pawing at the floor
And hes howling with pain and crawling up the walls
Theres a devil waiting outside your door
Hes weak with evil and broken by the world
Hes shouting your name and hes asking for more
Theres a devil waiting outside your door

Loverman! since the world began
Forever, amen till end of time take off that
Dress Im coming down Im your loverman
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am

L is for love, baby
O is for only you that I do
V is for loving virtually all that you are
E is for loving almost everything that you do
R is for rape me
M is for murder me
A is for answering all of my prayers
N is for knowing your lovermans going to
Be the answer to all of yours

Loverman! till the bitter end
While empires burn down forever and ever
And ever and ever amen Im your loverman
So help me, baby so help me
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
Ill be your loverman!

Theres a devil crawling along your floor
Theres a devil crawling along your floor
With a trembling heart, hes coming through your door
With his straining sex in his jumping paw
Theres a devil crawling along your floor
And hes old and hes stupid and
Hes hungry and hes sore
And hes lame and hes blind
And hes dirty and hes poor
Give him more
Theres a devil crawling along your floor

Loverman! here I stand forever, amen
Cause I am what I am what I am what I am
Forgive me, baby my hands are tied
And I got no choice no, I got no choice at all

Ill say it again
L is for love, baby
O is for o yes I do
V is for virtue, so I aint gonna hurt you
E is for even if you want me to
R is for render unto me, baby
M is for that which is mine
A is for any old how, darling
N is for any old time

Ill be your loverman! I got a masterplan
To take off your dress and be your man
Seize the throne seize the mantle
Seize the crown cause I am what I am
What I am what I am Im your loverman!

Theres a devil lying by your side
You might think hes