Eminem - "Ass Like That"
Album: "Encore" (2004)

[Refrain:]
The way you shake it,
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it,
it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves
she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass
to the new Nelly jams, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being,
I have needs
I'm not done,
not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest,
I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further,
it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer,
I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring - a - chong,
a - ching - chong - chong - ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry,
please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog,
I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing,
you will love it

[Refrain]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show
on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley
used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older,
they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies
and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away,
my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me
from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see
Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene
or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman,
this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent,
cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael,
he's too busy?
I am Triumph,
Britney Spears has shoulde