Catch the cat she killed the budgie last night
She killed the grandma with fright
And so now nothing is right
Catch the cat she killed the budgie last night
She ran away in the night and now the world isn't right

Catch that man he ran away with the till
And now the manager's ill
And so his wife lost the pill
See her cry because she doesn't know why
Her only daughter is sly she kissed her future goodbye

The world's turnin' circles, the cat got away again
The world's filled with madness, the cat got away again
The world's like a madhouse, the cat got away again
And we all know the cat's to blame to blame
To blame, to blame, to blame,to blame,to blame,that's right

Catch the cat she killed the budgie last night
She's causing chaos and fright
And now the people ain't right

Catch that house before it falls to the ground
A shilling's more than a pound
A plane's a terrible sound
Everybody's going mad and crazy and insane
Holding shut their eyes and ears and always feeling pain
Pain, pain, pain, pain,that's right...